Midsomer Murders - Full Episodes Youtuber overview

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I am a detective, not a gossip columnist.

There's something about a spa that makes people write utter twaddle. It's like the Mars Bar of the writing world.

A little tip for Christmas shoppers: even in a Season of Goodwill, don't pick a fight with your grocer over a sprout.

Honestly, Cully, the way you gossip, you should be a journalist.

I am not a gossip. I simply have a keen sense of rumor.

I do like to keep an eye on things. Being the law, and all that.

Drink and be murdered. Alcohol is the weapon of choice for victims and their killers.

This is Midsomer. People don't just disappear without a trace.

I'm always happy to work closely with the members of the community.

I just wanted Richard to meet some decent people, that's all. Obviously, something went wrong.